Our company christmas party is being held at Jack’s. we’ve been told that our christmas present is the best out of all the other years. I’m worried I’m setting myself up for disappointment.
I’m pretty sure you just read the first paragraph so what the hell. Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time, when penis is on a bagel you can have penis anytime.
This made me lol
“You take a drink of water you risk your life and now a days you breath you risk your life every moment now you don’t have a choice the only thing you can choose is what your risking it for”
Rest in peace hershal Father, Doctor, Heart felt friend, Caring companion you will be missed deeply……
I am deeply saddened to hear that Paul Walker passed away Saturday. I remember going to the movies and watching The Skulls. From then on I had a mad teen crush on this man. Such a tragedy. I wish this news was a hoax.
Funniest Scene in the Hunger Games Catching Fire. Katniss’ Face!
I would have to agree!
We are invited to a diaper drive this weekend. Originally, the host of this party said he would buy a keg and also BBQ chicken and carne asada. Everyone else is BYOB, food for a pot luck and of course diapers for the father to be. Last week the host posted that he would also be ordering the MMA fights. Yesterday, the host was then asking for money fit the fights and the keg. Then today, the host posted he will no longer be BBQing because his grill isn’t working. Isn’t that convenient…. The host then asks us for 10 dollars for the keg when neither is us drink beer. Is it only me that finds it tacky that someone decided to throw a party for a friend and then asks guests for money? I don’t get it.
Today was kinda a bust. We went to celebrate my sister in laws birthday but it pretty much ended in a family feud mostly involving the other sister in law that tries to be a closet alcoholic. As soon as she walked in, drunk, I could feel the tension in the air which consisted of snide comments between the sisters, insecurities and the inconsistent discipline between all three of the nieces and nephews. I wanted to leave so badly but we had also driven my mother in law there. I could feel my blood pumping which then gave me a massive headache. The night ended with a huge blow out. I hope things get better. I can’t deal with this soap opera anymore.
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge.